Clara/18/Female/Taken


 

Apparently I'm a writer and an actor? Idk I cut and put away fabric for money sometimes and occasionally doodle pictures of robots that look absolutely nothing like people I know. Sometimes I post things about this guy I know, he's kinda cool and a pretty good kisser. He's shy though, so don't tell him I said that. Oh, and I post pictures of my face sometimes too so be aware of that.




Multi-fandom/hipster/photo/food blog




Fandoms you might see here: Gravity Falls,TF2,WtNV,theatre, and The Lego Movie...and a lot of things

 

kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

(Source: bleu)

zodiacs

turcl:

aries - stop obsessing over kanye

taurus - chill

gemini - whatever fuckin turtle

cancer - don’t name your first born child harold

leo - nice rack

virgo - little dweeb

libra - you remind me of squidward tentacles

scorpio - my dad

sagittarius - you play the piano with your hands not your feet what the fuck is wrong with you

capricorn - that’s enough memes for today

aquarius - probably illegal

pisces - how do dolphins sleep even

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Last night I had a dream about you
In this dream I’m dancing right beside you
And it looked like everyone was having fun
the kind of feeling I’ve waited so long

Don’t stop, come a little closer
As we jam the rhythm gets stronger
There’s nothing wrong with just a little, little fun
We were dancing all night long

(Source: dabe-strudel)

"Bottoms are better than tops"

hey funpression

Yesterday my Aunt was talking about Garlic Bread (we had some with Dinner) and she said this and it made me think of you 

neongenesisevangaylion:

"If I was gay…" and "I’m not gay but…." by Zachary Colin Rance

no homo level 1,000

(Source: zankiegrance)

rainbowrobotroses:

One time we had missionaries over at our house, and my Mom mentioned the fact that there is a Star Wars religion. One of them got so excited that he clapped his hands together and blurted out:

"I WANT TO JOIN!!!!!!!!!!" 

The other missionary gave him a surprised look, and then, I kid you not, two seconds later it started pouring and hailing outside. 

The other missionary just glared at him and went: “Look at what you’ve done.” 

Bread from the local market! And some lucky punks are getting postcards.

Bread from the local market! And some lucky punks are getting postcards.

saintawesome:

zombres:

thebadwolfdemon:

So apparently consuming blood is illegal in Louisiana

How much blood did people have to drink before it was banned?

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